More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."
"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."