More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."
"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."