"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"