More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."