More quotes by Bill Watterson

"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."