Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."