More quotes by Bill Watterson

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"