I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two. - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."
"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."