Riding a bicycle makes you impotent. That’s why I carry a bi... - Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

"Riding a bicycle makes you impotent. That’s why I carry a bicycle seat in my pocket—because it’s better than wearing a condom."

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