A rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it’s h... - Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You
"A rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it’s half “Let’s fuck,” and half “fuck you."
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