My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."