My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."

"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

"Marriage is the death of hope."