More quotes by Woody Allen

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."