My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

"I read in self-defense."

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."

"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."