More quotes by Woody Allen

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."