All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we... - Woody Allen
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."