More quotes by Woody Allen

"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."