More quotes by Woody Allen

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."