She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her k... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
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"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."
"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."