More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?"
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"