She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her k... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
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"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?"
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"