Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
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"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."
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"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."