Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
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"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
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"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."