More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
"If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin."
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."