At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do No... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?"
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."