"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."