"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."