"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."