"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."