Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."