Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."