"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."