"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."