She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of roman... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."

"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."

"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."

"Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after you tell me you love me, I can’t very well reply, “Hexagon!"