"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."