"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."
"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."