More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."
"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."