My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."

"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."

"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."

"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."

"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."