More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"She looked, but she couldn’t see. She was wearing an emotional blindfold, and though she heard me say I love you, she just didn’t listen."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."