More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."