More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."