More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."