Some people get an education without going to college. The r... - Mark Twain

"The secret to getting ahead is getting started."

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."

"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."