Some people get an education without going to college. The r... - Mark Twain

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell together, as quickly as possible."

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."