"Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you."
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"Middle class families are struggling to send their sons and daughters to school. For many Americans, a college education is essential to future success."
"Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college."
"Rejection is an opportunity for your selection."
"I’d compare college tuition to paying for a personal trainer at an athletic club. We professors play the roles of trainers, giving people access to the equipment (books, labs, our expertise) and after that, it is our job to be demanding."
"If you use a philosophy education well, you can get your foot in the door of any industry you please. Industries are like the blossoms on a tree while philosophy is the trunk - it holds the tree together, but it often goes unnoticed."
"Every time a student walks past a really urgent, expressive piece of architecture that belongs to his college, it can help reassure him that he does have that mind, does have that soul."
"I was always most interested in drawing - most of my childhood drawings are black-and-white line work. And when I kind of abandoned comics, through college and art school, I was doing a lot of painting. But once I started doing comics again, everything else just fell by the wayside."
"You are allowed to think whatever you want at Emory, so long as it is approved by administrators. They are watching."
"I got my diploma from Ealing College of Art, in graphics and illustration."
"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."
"College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?"
"I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life."
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."
"My parents told me that education was the path to success - and they showed me, taking me to Head Start while they were pursuing their own college degrees."
"I can't take anything you don't give me. Stop giving me power over your life."
"Simply just BE GRATEFUL what you have today, there is millions who'are crying for the place where you are today"
"You didn't need a college degree to become one of the people who knew what was really going on. If you paid attention, you could pick things up on your own."
"Life is the most exciting opportunity we have. But we have one shot. You graduate from college once, and that's it. You're going out of that nest. And you have to find that courage that's deep, deep, deep in there. Every step of the way."
"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."