"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."