I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."
"Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles."
"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."