I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
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"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles."