Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."