Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. And American. Just like those prehistoric cave drawings in the south of France."
"I network like a Spanish Inquisitor. I am very good at extracting relevant information. And if you resist, you’ll only confirm your heresy."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."