More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."