More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."