More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."