More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My writing has appeared in the New Yorker and The Atlantic Monthly, though whenever the newsstand guy catches me scribbling my poetry in them, he always comes along later and erases it."
"Personal branding is sales, because you’re selling an image of yourself, a mirage, and you are the product."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."