Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stu... - Beryl Dov

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."