"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?"
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."