"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."