More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."