More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."
"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."
"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."