More quotes by Mark Twain

"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them."
"Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out."
"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."