More quotes by Mark Twain

"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."
"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."
"Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."