More quotes by Mark Twain

"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?"