More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"The referees made a questionable call. Still, I was ready with an answer and picked up on the first ring. That ring was an engagement ring, and I said yes."