More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."