More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."
"At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got touched."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"