Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the co... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns."

"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."

"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on ‪#‎LoversLane‬."

"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."

"With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love."