More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"The summer temperature outside was 45 degrees, so I turned 45 degrees and went right back inside. It was so cold outside because that’s where all her love for me was."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."