More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"Coffee can’t melt in the summer heat, and that’s what I like about liquid soap. Wake and Clean is my new product that combines both into one exciting new drink."
"One in four people have a mental illness. You can be the one to make it two in four, if you’ll join me for a dance."
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"I have studied the astrological musings of the mystics, and I can conclude one thing: of all things cosmic, bowling is the best."