"I sympathize with a mother who has three mouths to feed—especially if two of those mouths are on her face. With a woman like that I’d listen twice as hard for doublespeak. I’m pretty accustomed to picking up on political rhetoric."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. And American. Just like those prehistoric cave drawings in the south of France."