More quotes by Mark Twain

"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."
"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."