A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun... - Mark Twain
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
More quotes by Mark Twain
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."