A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun... - Mark Twain
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
More quotes by Mark Twain
"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."