A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun... - Mark Twain

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."