More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."
"A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Likewise, my love for you was blue, but now it’s orange, and that’s a compliment."