More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"