More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"Like a ballet dancer, she keeps me on my toes. This dance we're doing, it keeps me so fit I know she's a perfect fit for me."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."