More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"Entrepreneurs adopt the ways of the adept and adapt to a changing environment. Actually, entrepreneurs are more enterpreneurs, because they are forever entering into new territory."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."