I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."

"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."

"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."

"I wrote you a love letter, and I sent it snail mail. Love is forever, and that’s about how long it’ll take to get to you."

"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"