If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, ne... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love."
"If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."
"Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."