More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."