Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs comb... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."