More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."