Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs comb... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."