Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs comb... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."