The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."