More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately."
"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."