It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I acce... - Bill Watterson

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."