More quotes by Bill Watterson

"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."