More quotes by Bill Watterson

"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"