It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I acce... - Bill Watterson

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"

"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."